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The item for sale is the virginity of a pretty 17 year old girl named Hillarie from massachusets. She has been forced to sell her virginity via ebay due to upcoming college fees and her severe agrophobia(only joking). She is up for trying anything once...or twice...or three times...
She is not very picky at all and as long as you're human she'll be happy. She is a vegetarian and bisexual, so this auction is for pretty much everyone. However, she does have
some standards, so no-one over the age of 50 and no-one with an STD should bid. This auction is CASH ONLY, LOCAL PICKUP auction only. After you will you will be emailed her location and you and she will arrange the meet. PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THE BRUTAL SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENT VIRGINS, you must at least be prepared to also have sex(another incredibly funny joke) .
This is a serious auction! She does not travel to you, you travel to her. The post-auction arrangements are entirly up to her and you must pay for your flights(if applicable) and accomodation. She has the right to cancel at any time for any reason post-auction.
Bid carefully
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could be illegal in some states