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SleazyDream · 12-22-2001, 12:11 AM

ok - I'm probally not the person to be posting on this topic, (since I'm a bit of an asshole) but that said here's some examples of recent things I deal with.

#1 "I was referred to you for a link trade by a very respected webmaster."

idiot doesn't bother to mention who this respected webmaster is.....

#2 "I read your link trade rules and that's not how things work"

This is one of my favorites - I get at least one of these a week. Zero chance of a link trade there.........

#3 "Post my galleries - they are on a very reliable free host!"

Grow up and pay your own bandwidth bill.

#4 "Those stories are all written by the same person"

No shit sherlock?

#5 "I want to get a job as a model for you."

YES - I hire dozens of guys every week and pay them to fuck hot babes. duuuuuu
ok - it's cool to get the odd girl requesting this that actually sends in her photos though, but it's one girl for every 80 guys.

#6 I just started a website and I would like it if you could send it some traffic, I can't send any back yet but I won't forget you.

Yes - I send traffic to everyone who asks. FUCK OFF - traffic is money. why not just ask for a big bag of $100 bills.....

#7 "I can't afford to pre-pay any ads, but if you join our affiliate program you'll make piles of money and we'll even show you how to do it."

If it did make money they would pre-pay - most REALIABLE and HONEST sponsers do, and there are piles of them out there.
Yeah, like I'm gona risk a 5 figgure bandwidth bill on someone who thinks they are superior to me just cause they have a paysite. Obviously I have sponsers who are paying me since I'm able to afford my bandwidth bill.

#8 My all time favorite. "You have to start sending me traffic first becasue this is how my script works"

Flames come out of my nostrals when someone asks me for a traffic trade and then says this.

#9 "Can I use your images on my sites and not your html pages."

Yes - I paid out 10's of 1000's of dollars just so everyone out there could use my images without my ads. NOT

I could go on all night.

12-22-2001, 12:11 AM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Dump ass Requests ok - I'm probally not the person to be posting on this topic, (since I'm a bit of an asshole) but that said here's some examples of recent things I deal with. #1 "I was referred to you for a link trade by a very respected webmaster." idiot doesn't bother to mention who this respected webmaster is..... #2 "I read your link trade rules and that's not how things work" This is one of my favorites - I get at least one of these a week. Zero chance of a link trade there......... #3 "Post my galleries - they are on a very reliable free host!" Grow up and pay your own bandwidth bill. #4 "Those stories are all written by the same person" No shit sherlock? #5 "I want to get a job as a model for you." YES - I hire dozens of guys every week and pay them to fuck hot babes. duuuuuu ok - it's cool to get the odd girl requesting this that actually sends in her photos though, but it's one girl for every 80 guys. #6 I just started a website and I would like it if you could send it some traffic, I can't send any back yet but I won't forget you. Yes - I send traffic to everyone who asks. FUCK OFF - traffic is money. why not just ask for a big bag of $100 bills..... #7 "I can't afford to pre-pay any ads, but if you join our affiliate program you'll make piles of money and we'll even show you how to do it." If it did make money they would pre-pay - most REALIABLE and HONEST sponsers do, and there are piles of them out there. Yeah, like I'm gona risk a 5 figgure bandwidth bill on someone who thinks they are superior to me just cause they have a paysite. Obviously I have sponsers who are paying me since I'm able to afford my bandwidth bill. #8 My all time favorite. "You have to start sending me traffic first becasue this is how my script works" Flames come out of my nostrals when someone asks me for a traffic trade and then says this. #9 "Can I use your images on my sites and not your html pages." Yes - I paid out 10's of 1000's of dollars just so everyone out there could use my images without my ads. NOT I could go on all night.