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Table Manners
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner at this elegant restaurant.
Their waitress who was taking an order at the next table over, suddenly notices the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, while the woman acts unaware.
The waitress continues to watch as the man slides all the way down his chair and completely out of sight. The woman still appears calm and collected, even though her dining companion had completely vanished under the table.
After the waitress finishes taking the order, she goes over to the woman and says, "Pardon me ma'am, but your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looks up at her and replies, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
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