08-04-2004, 01:14 PM
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Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care
- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...
- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity
- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark
- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....
- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american
- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...
- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated
- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority
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