I understood what you meant and I still think you should stop crying. CCBill sends me porno ads with my checks, but you don't see me complaining.
Checks are one thing, you have to take them to the bank and it might be a little akward if it had "CUM LOVING SLUTS" on the check itself, but it's not like you have to hang this clock on the wall, and in fact on MY clock the Adult.com part is on the back, so even if you did no one would see it.
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SlutBunnies - $30/sale, bitch.