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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Let me show you what Americans think of Europeans:
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
- They think soccer is football.
- Their beer tastes like shit.
- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
- They suck.
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I love all those things about Europe but the fact that you aren't here makes me love the place even more.