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- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
Our homes are build of bricks, yours of wood and are blown away by the first storm.
- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
I live in a free country, you just think that you live in a free country.
- They think soccer is football.
Yes it is.
- Their beer tastes like shit.
Heiniken is very well known in the USA for its taste and quality, it's from The Netherlands.
- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
You president is begging our president on his knees to support a stupid war by sending more soldiers, but goes home crying like a baby. We actually do make the world a better place, by sending our military to Africa to protect poor people from being killed by muslims.
- They suck.
Yes, my cock.
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