What females really mean when they say...
We need --> I want
It's your decision --> The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want --> You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk --> I need to complain / something is wrong.
Sure...go ahead --> I don't want you to.
I'm not upset --> I'm very upset.
Do you love me? --> What I want to know is if you love someone else.
How much do you love me? --> I'm trying to tell you that I love someone else.
Yes --> No.
No --> No.
Maybe (also "Maybe later") --> No.
I'm sorry --> You'll be sorry.
I don't want to talk about it --> You fucked up, but I'm not going to tell you how.
I just need some space --> ...without you in it.
I just do not want a boyfriend now --> I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend.
I like you, but... --> I don't like you.
We're moving too quickly --> I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this other guy has a girlfriend.
There's no one else --> I'm sleeping with your best friend.
Forever --> Until I get sick of you.
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