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omfg, this is hilarious.
"I dumped out my Magna-RX pills on the counter, inspecting them carefully for used hypodermic needles, or anthrax. "
"AHHHHH! What the hell is that long thing? Is it a tongue? Will my penis grow a tongue?"
"Horny goat weed" was near the top of the list. "Horny" and "weed" don't bother me, but "goat"? Could we find a more sexy animal? (I've always been partial to monkeys.)"
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