Don't mistake me for a fucking *Nice Guy*.... cuz I'm not. Far from it. I'm a fucking asshole. And there are many people who, I'm sure, will have NO problem confirming that for you. Sure, I might be gettin' "up there" in years..... however, do NOT make the ill-fated mistake of equating age with weakness. Take your fucking smileys and shove 'em in your pretty boy ass.
