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Mother Fucker, What the Fuck?
Earlier today I tried to go see ?The Village.?
I went to the local Multiplex where the movie was starting every hour or so, and I arrived a little late. I asked the girl selling tickets if I still can make the 3:45pm or should I get the 4:30p.m. and she said, ?Get the 3:45 you still have time.?
You know how they play like 15 minutes of crap before the movie starts, so I knew I wouldn?t miss the beginning of the movie.
I bought my ticket and entered. I handed my ticket to the ticket taker and she said, ?First theater to your left.?
I went in, bought some popcorn and a sprite and then went to the first theater on the left. I was a bit bothered because it appeared that the movie had already started when I sat down. I though, that sucks, but oh well, I couldn't have missed much.
Then, about an hour later the movie ended.
I then realized that the ticket taker directed me to the wrong screen, so I only saw the last half of the 2:45 p.m. movie. Had she directed me to the correct screen, I wouldn?t have missed any of it.
Mother Fucker, what the Fuck?
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