If you are serious, then just go up to the one who appears to be in charge, in this case the guy on the left, and punch him in the throat. Hard! That'll make his eyes water fo' sho'! I relly used to live in the ghetto and I cn tell you that you must be joking here, cuz those guys look like a joke. Just my opinion.
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