07-29-2004, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by mdcq
once again I will make it known. I pay 2 barely legal viatnamese girls to rub themselves naked in baby oil, and pluck every errant hair on my body with tweezers while cranking 60s era acid rock, burning incense, under blacklights, and toking on a a giant waterpipe. Its a bit painful yes, but the handfull of pills, mushrooms, and the chronic smoke help dull the pain, and the greasy nipples give me something to focus on while they do it.
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Damn. I thought I was pretty cool with my $6 electric nose-hair trimmer.  |
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