Ha Ha..........I never claimed to be smart. Serge is the one who said I was second only to him on the boards. Does that mean I am smart or just the biggest badass board warrior?
Baddog writes to me off the boards and tells me how much he loves me, but he gets too much attention on the boards by pretending that he hates me to stop. I understand the game, doggy. You do what you must do to keep your ego inflated.
And Peaches, my bitter old ex-Georgia beauty queen...what can I say???? If I could chop off those extra 75 pounds you are carrying, and if I could make you young and bodacious, I would get out my magic wand and make you a Jenna clone. Since my powers are limited, I crown you Miss Fat Ass of Oprano. Don't say I never gave you anything.
