Guess where I am right now?
If you guessed ?30 strokes deep into an all-night lovemaking session with Jesse Jane and Devon? you?d be wrong. Sure, that?s where I am
in my mind. But I meant, ?Where am I PHYSICIALLY.?
I?m at the FLASHCA$H headquarters in the Caribbean.
It?s so damn nice here.
I live in California year round, but occasionally I get a chance to visit the FC HQ and hang out with Johnny, Jason Rhino, and DavidD. (L - R above...And that's me, Hal, sprawled out in the white sand.)
The Flashcash Villa is a gorgeous mansion overlooking turquoise water and lush palm trees. I?m typing this from the first floor computer room that overlooks the pool, the ocean, and the distant mountains of another isle.
**NOTE:
There is nothing quite so sweet as telling friends that you have to head to the Caribbean ?for business.? You can almost smell the envy. (Well, I suppose it *could* be sweeter?if you were a porn star and had to head to the Caribbean to fuck Jesse Jane and Devon ?for business.? But I digress?)