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Anal sex is not dangerous if performed properly. We do not recommend that you try ass-pounding yourself unless you are properly trained, you are a healthcare provider, your partner is a healthcare provider, or your partner is deceased or imaginary.
We do recommend, before having sex with someone for the first time, that you get really drunk. This will make them seem more attractive. If that doesn't work, try a mild hallucinogen, although this may interfere with sexual performance even more than alcohol does.
Above all, have fun - even if someone gets hurt, try to be certain it isn't you.
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