Ivy musta refused another surfer a free membership sos he could pound Mr Wee Willy Winkie.
Here is one that I can guarantee to be STD Free....maybe more to your liking?

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Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
"I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
All the information above is my personal opinion.