Hey Marcus...I'll share with you one of the dirtiest phrases I learned from my boss's german nannies.
"Kann ich abspritzen auf deine kopf?"
Just ask any find upstanding jung freuline this and watch as she screams running for the police
Translation: Can I cum on your head?
Tomorrow we will work on asking how much for that hooker in the window?
Aw what the heck: Wievel kostet das hurre in die fenstair (my spelling might be a bit off
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And for a bonus I'll throw in my all time favorite:
Ich mochte eine junge frau auf toast bitte
Translation: I would like a virgin on toast please
The germans are some fucked up funny people...LOL
eros
[This message has been edited by eroswebmaster (edited 12-13-2001).]