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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
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