07-27-2004, 07:28 AM
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22. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First
grade, true story: One day the first grade teacher was
reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to accumulate the building
materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig
went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?' The teacher paused, then
asked the class, "And what do you think that man
said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I
think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!'" The
teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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fuck this really cracked me up! 
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