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Little Johnny is passing his parents'
bedroom in the middle of the night, in
search of a glass of water. Hearing
a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks
in and catches his folks in The Act.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny
exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy,
can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not
asking more uncomfortable questions,
and seeing the opportunity not to break
his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and
daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and
gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on
tight, Daddy! This is the part where
me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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