A few years of consulting got me the upgrades to first class all the time, I have to agree, getting on and off the plane first, hot towelettes, free booze, hot meals, and a bathroom that didn't smell like the Lincoln Park Zoo primate house were all pluses in my book over coach.
I hate flying now, getting molested by fugly TSA agents I wouldn't even pick up during last call, having to be there 2-3 hours ahead of time, FAM's that you can spot a mile away, and terrorists that are probing the wire, looking for holes in the fence.
Fuck flying, time to buy a Caddy and drive everwhere!
