07-26-2004, 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by Lightspeed
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a 'cheers for the sex - now f*** off' would pretty much do it.
3. Valentine's Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only occur in leap years.
9. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. Example -
Cop: 'You know how fast you were
going?'
You: 'All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place.'
Cop: Nice one, that's $20 off.'
18. Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' cards.
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hahaha great 
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