12clicks, we are ready to let you join our programs again (and may be even get paid) if you fall on the knees and ask for forgiveness.
Stop, stop, stop...
Do not fall yet, that's not all
You should also take Russian flag in your hand, wear uniform of Russian army, come to the Russian Embassy and ask for the political asylum.
Now you can start doing this... report as soon as you do all of those things at least 5 times.