07-25-2004, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by hova
Here' s a nice one:
Character 1: You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man.
Character 2: Don't you think you are?
Character 1: I think I did pretty well under the circumstances.
Character 2: What would you like to have been?
Character 1: Everything you hate.
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