Thread: Can someone explain the new proposed changes in PLAIN ENGLISH?
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Old 07-25-2004, 10:13 AM  
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Originally posted by KRL
This is why we have attorneys.

This is why attorneys write the laws so you won't be able to understand them in plain english and will have to pay them to explain it to you for $300 an hour.

This is why lawyers like becoming politicians so they can write more laws for their law firms to confuse the legal system with and make money from.

This is why lobbyists who are usually lawyers too are paid by other lawyers to get more laws passed that nobody will understand except the lawyers.

This is why our country's legal system is so fucked up, because the lawyers have injected so many conflicting and deliberately confusing laws into the system that now they don't even know what the law is any more.

Welcome to the legal system, you may enter the maze here, there is no exit, only loopholes to sneak your way out. Good luck and bring your checkbook with you.

Holy fuck, so true haha
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