Eat a dick surfer and go find surfer forums to spam this crap to.
If I wanted a fucking ipod I would buy one.
If you are such a dead beat that you have to work some freebie pyramid bullshit to try and get one then maybe you should pick up a second shift at McD's.
Don't forget, those cool stickers and stick on window tint films really do make a busted up 87 Honda Civic faster despite the duct tape.
Dick head.