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I used GOOGLE to find the ultimate answer to your original question. This solution came up every single time when I searched the topic using keywords "Mosquito" "Bite" "Cure" "Hot Babe."
SURE FIRE CURE!
1. Assess situation (how many bites, location, etc.).
2. Remove clothes.
3. Take long hot shower.
4. Use baby oil to soften skin.
5. Apply any other lotions or perfumes you really like.
6. Fix your hair.
7. Get really buzzed off of your favorite ?drink.?
8. Take a cab over to my house.
9. Stay all night.
If bite continues to itch, simply repeat each day until mosquito bite goes away.
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