buy an Akita!
They are proud and ignore you all the time; you have to vacuum tons of fur for about a month twice a year, whith weather station change; and they are supossed to be barkless, but they will bark their heads off (without even getting up from their comfortable laying position).
I should know... I own one!
but... I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER!!!! It sucks to love your grumpy dog so much! ;)
here she is:
