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Originally posted by phogirl69
I teasingly offered to do it for my ex bf but he declined. He is afraid that it will "make him gay", he's afraid he might like it too much and turn gay. I used to get a kick out of scaring him by telling him I'm gonna stuff objects or stuff my fist up his ass. That really scared the hell out of him 
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I can understand why he was afraid.
Picture this, when having sex, there's always that flaming homo sitting by the window waiting for the right moment to break in. As soon as he gets something up his ass, he gets in the room and shouts "THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM" for the guy to be gangraped by Richard Simmons and his football team. That was to be expected, after all, that finger up his ass "made him gay"...
Some people...