i'm also in SEO business (mainstream) but normally when you want your site optimalised the first thing the SEO'er must do is FIND some keywords where he can garantee a top 10 position
how? well that is the 'magic' of the SEO (but i can tell you I do it and it costs me some money
when i see those 3 keywords i tell you:
i can only garantee you a top10 position in the keywords "cheap phone sex"
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btw SEO costs a lot
We have some companies paying +50000? / Year for their site being SEO.