hilly

I know most of you Yank Motherfuckers dont travel as far as your own
backyard.
I took a train from Kiev to Sevastopol Ukraine
As we stopped along a station, a woman with a big fat turkey ever seen in my life. She wanted 5 bucks.
The sad thing about this is that nobody would buy it.
And this was Chrismas.
Shit, I wish I had bought her turkey. Would have made her day.