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Old 07-21-2004, 12:59 AM  
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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
You just failed nutrition class:
1. There are essential fatty acids & essential amino acids... no essential carbohydrates.
2. How do they fatten cattle? By feeding them lots & lots of low fat grain... how do they fatten humans? Same way - super size those carbs please, so as the customer gets fat & hungrier quicker.
3. I represent a super hot model that has a 22 inch waist that eats more than Aaron & me at the buffet.
4. I'll sit on you after I kick your ass if you call me or any of my friends fat in a disrespectfull or insulting way you fucking keyboard warrior pussy.


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1. There are essential fatty acids & essential amino acids... no essential carbohydrates.
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True.

Eggs, lowfat dairy and soybeans have the best quality essentials.

No animal needs to die for those.


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2. How do they fatten cattle? By feeding them lots & lots of low fat grain... how do they fatten humans? Same way - super size those carbs please, so as the customer gets fat & hungrier quicker.
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There's a huge difference between white bread with meat, and whole grain bread with lowfat cheese and salad.


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3. I represent a super hot model that has a 22 inch waist that eats more than Aaron & me at the buffet.
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Wait a few years.

Because you see her every day, you don't see what's going on inside.

Parents don't see their children grow, grandparents do.


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4. I'll sit on you after I kick your ass if you call me or any of my friends fat in a disrespectfull or insulting way you fucking keyboard warrior pussy.
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I think you're ass is way fatter than Aaron's.

Which makes Aaron look like a pig and makes you the uber-pig.

But did I ever mention I don't like pigs ?

I only hate the arrogance of the human race towards nature.

Last edited by AnalProbe; 07-21-2004 at 01:02 AM..
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