2004 Democrat Convention Schedule
2004 Democrat Convention Schedule
Day One:
6:00 PM Opening flag burning ceremony
6:10 PM Opening secular remarks in lieu of prayer by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:20 PM Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
6:45 PM Seating of the delegates from Cuba and China
7:00 PM Tribute theme to France
7:10 PM Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:25 PM Tribute Theme to Germany
7:35 PM Seminar on uses for aborted fetuses by Dr. Mengela
7:45 PM Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore
8:25 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 PM Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 PM Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:15 PM Tribute to the Iraqi insurgency by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
9:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:40 PM Re-enactment of the famous medal toss by John Kerry
9:50 PM Cameo appearance by Howard Dean (?Yeeeeeearrrrg!?)
10:00 PM Live abortion demonstration by NARAL
10:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:40 PM Pledge of allegiance to the UN
10:45 PM Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, trans-gendered and same sex)
11:00 PM Keynote address ? Supporting our soldiers by voting against pay raises, supplies & weapons
11:25 PM Maximizing welfare workshop
11:45 PM Free Saddam rally
12:15 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:25 AM Acceptance Speech by John Kerry
1:30 AM Hillary accepts a ride home from Ted Kennedy
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