11-29-2001, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 651
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Originally posted by GiggleBerries:
Well, if you must know..
I whacked off twice.
Did some laundry.
Went grocery shopping.
Washed the car.
Cooked dinner for my girlfriend and myself.
Threw the dinner in the trash because it tasted like shit.
Cursed at the cookbook and swore to never cook again.
Took the girlfriend out to dinner.
Came home and worked on a PHP script.
Cursed at the PHP script and swore to never write another line of PHP again.
Drank some beer while playing PS2 "Metal Gear Solid 2".
Cursed at the game and swore to never play it again.
Played with the cat for a while until he scratched me.
Cursed at the cat and swore to never play with him again.
Came back into my little office and tried the PHP script again...until dinner and beer hit bottom.
Went to the bathroom and sat on the pot and read Readers Digest until my legs fell asleep.
Wiped my ass.
Sprayed some Glade "Spring Rain" because the bathroom smelled like death.
Waited for the bathroom to air out and took a shower.
Went to bed and tried to get some action from the girlfriend.
Was promptly informed that "cousin flo" was in town.
Conned her into giving me a blowjob instead.
Went to sleep.
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thanks for the insight.
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