Last good foot in the mouth was while troubleshooting a network for a client, they
had this real type A asshole/client who when he'd visit the office, would basically give himself admin rights on their network, and add shit to the main production machine that worked for him, but more often than not broke shit elsewhere.
So I am fixing this guy's various little fuckups and no one is up front minding the store, so I am stuck answering their phones, while calling a friend at the ISP trying to change passwords this dork has changed so he can access both their network and use the service at home too.
So a call comes thru and its none other than this guy, so I put him on hold, (or so I thought I did), it ended up becoming a three way call, for about two minutes I am telling my buddy in the security department of this ISP about all the various fuck ups I am having to fix, how this and that is broken, why this asshole can't leave the network fucking alone, stop uploading this fucking shareware shit that slows their already slowass network to a crawl, and then I hear another voice on the line... which I notice is lit up as I am the only person in the office, and in a
VERY defensive voice...
What asshole are you talking about?!?
wh00ps!!!
