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LOL...Tie him to a tree and bring a boom box with a shit load of batteries...
Start by blaring aerosmith...then korn, then cannibal corpse...then all the emo you can find...then mix it up with a lil bit of country...then take his dick out of his pants and make him look at it really hard.
Tell him..."SEE ITS UNDER 6 INCHES!!! YOU ARE WHITE"...
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