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Old 07-17-2004, 11:44 AM  
Paul
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Originally posted by GatorB
here it is plain and simple. GW and Ahshahahahaha don't REALLY want you to comply with this law they want you to go out of business. PERIOD. they think these laws will stop porn. I can't wait until Ashhahahahaha decides to go after the hun.

Ashhahahahaha : "We need to get this HUN guy he's not following the new rules and perverting the minds of innocent Americans. let's nail his ass to the wall guys"

Assistant : "Um sir the Hun is from the Netherlands"

Ashhahahahaha: "So?"

Assistant: "Well he's not American so we can't enforce American laws on him"

Ashhahahahaha: "The Netherland out our allies the will hand him over to us. get me Netherlands on the phone. Hello netherlans we want to extridite the Hun""

Netherlands: "Why?"

Ashhahahahaha "He's breaking our porn laws. He needs to be punished"

Netherlands: "Is it child porn?"

Ashhahahahaha: "No it not but we in America want to ban ALL porn thus he is breaking US law so hand him over."

Nertherlands: ( laughing heard in background ) "Um no and maybe you need to get laid more. No don't bother us with anymore of your stupid laws. Goodbye!"

Ashhahahahaha: "Damn we can't go after porn that's not from the US or from Americans. How much of this evil porn is non-US?"

Assistant: "At least 30-50% maybe more."

Ashhahahahaha: "Well then these new laws are just kind of stupid and pointless aren't they?"

Meanwhile as Ashhahahahaha is busy going after adult webmasters a plane is crossing into Whitehouse air space. An explosion is soon heard.............

Last edited by Paul; 07-17-2004 at 11:45 AM..
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