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money laundering
I received some funds last week. I could have wired it around the globe and maybe cover up where it originally came from. Or I could have bought and sold some pricey assets. Or I could have made up some false loan repayments on money I never borrowed in the first place.
Instead .... I decided to wash my pants. The money is now clean... but I'm gonna have a hard time depositing the checks which are a little tattered and barely legible =)
I'm a DORK.
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