So now i have a tree on my car. Fun times. We're lucky: a few feet to the left and it would have gone through my kitchen window.
The winds tore off the top halve of two trees, one landing right where my dog would have been if we hadn't brought her in, and the other hitting my car. This is what the top of the tree looks like:
Fun times. Waiting now for the insurance agent to get here to do a damage report so I can get this damn tree off my car and out of my way.