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"two old guys are sitting up at the bar having a quiet beer.
Old guy 1 looks at something he's holding between his thumb and
forefinger and says "looks like plastic, feels like rubber"
Old guy 2 says "huh? you say sompin?"
Old guy 1 replies "yeah, looks like plastic, feels like rubber"
Old guy 2 says "What'r ya talkin about?" whereupon he reaches over
and grabs the rather tiny object from old guy 1. He rolls it around
Between his own thumb and forefinger, then jubilantly proclaims "hey,
it really does look like plastic and it feels like rubber! What the hell
is it?"
Old guy 1, finishing his beer and getting up to leave says "I dunno, but
it came outta my nose"
Muhahahaaa
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