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		| Originally posted by ClamSmacker 
 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
 
 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
 
 17- One mood, all the damn time.
 
 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
 
 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
 
 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
 
 26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
 
 28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
 
 
 |  hahaha all so true | 
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