Those beards are very sleek when they get wet, I bet they cut through the water like a hot knife through Osama's nut sack!
I think the only reasons that Afghanistan doesn't clean up at the Olympics in swimming are because, well I suppose Afghanistan is a land-locked country isn't it, and I don't suppose there are too many swimming pools there, and they'd rather fuck camels than swim.
I have heard Gary was an excellent swimmer in school, before that fateful day that he visited the zoo...
