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Old 07-11-2004, 10:51 PM  
Paul Markham
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Originally posted by HowlingWulf
An American Indian boy goes to his chief seeking wisdom...

"Chief Beaver Tail, how are babies named in our tribe?"

The chief chuckles. "Well, when a baby is born, the parents might see an eagle flying in the sky, and so name him 'Swift-Eagle'. They might see a deer running through the meadow, and so name him 'Leaping-Deer'. Do you understand?"

The boys thinks for a moment and nods his head. "Yes".

"Now why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
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