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The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often
helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He
spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the
restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but
figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his
solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the
side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath to
pose as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the
privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He
closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer
to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well
check your brakes too while you're down there because your
truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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