|
One day George W. Bush dies and goes to hell.
He's standing with the devil and the devil says "You know, I like you so I am going to give you 3 choices on what kind of torture you want" George says ok I can handle that.
So they are walking up theis long hallway and they come to a door. The devil opens the door and there stands Ross Peroe chained up getting his ears stretched as far as they will go.
George says "Naw I really don't like this one, my ears are big enough let's try the next one." So they walk a little further and the devil opens another door. It's Al Gore chained up getting whipped by a guy in a leather mask.
George says "Naw I really don't like pain, I don't want this one either." So they walk even further and the devil says "Lasy shot Dubya or I choose for you"
The devil opens the door and it's Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Monica's sucking Bills dick. So George says "HELL! I can handle this one for eternity"
The devil smiles and says "Ok Monica you can leave!"
__________________
Amanda Marchand
|