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siccmade · 07-11-2004, 12:21 AM

Theres this midget that walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and he tells him "gimme a mans drink!"

Baretender says OK, and gives him the strongest whisky in the place. The midget jumps off of the bar stool, runs to the end of the bar, and kicks the shit out of the biggest guy in the place.

The midget comes in the next day, he says to the bartender "gimme a mans drink!"

Baretender says OK, and gives him the strongest whisky in the place. The midget jumps off of the bar stool, runs to the end of the bar, and kicks the shit out of the biggest guy in the place.

On the third day, the bartender was starting to catch on. So he went out and bought himself a gorilla and chained it to the urinal in the bathroom.

When the midget walks in, and asks for a mans drink, the bartender gives him the strongest whisky they had. When the midget asked the bartender "Wheres the big guy at the end of the bar" the bartender told him that he went into the bathroom

So the midget jumps down, goes to the bathroom and all you hear is all kinds of noise coming from the bathrooms. After a couple minutes, the midget comes out and says

"I don't know about him, he got a bit tougher -- but you can tell that black guy his fur coats outside"

07-11-2004, 12:21 AM
siccmade Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canton, Ohio Posts: 1,641	Theres this midget that walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and he tells him "gimme a mans drink!" Baretender says OK, and gives him the strongest whisky in the place. The midget jumps off of the bar stool, runs to the end of the bar, and kicks the shit out of the biggest guy in the place. The midget comes in the next day, he says to the bartender "gimme a mans drink!" Baretender says OK, and gives him the strongest whisky in the place. The midget jumps off of the bar stool, runs to the end of the bar, and kicks the shit out of the biggest guy in the place. On the third day, the bartender was starting to catch on. So he went out and bought himself a gorilla and chained it to the urinal in the bathroom. When the midget walks in, and asks for a mans drink, the bartender gives him the strongest whisky they had. When the midget asked the bartender "Wheres the big guy at the end of the bar" the bartender told him that he went into the bathroom So the midget jumps down, goes to the bathroom and all you hear is all kinds of noise coming from the bathrooms. After a couple minutes, the midget comes out and says "I don't know about him, he got a bit tougher -- but you can tell that black guy his fur coats outside" __________________ Adult XXX Hits - Adult Traffic Exchange. Get free traffic!