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<pre>Three bulls were out in a pasture just kicking back. The medium-sized
bull said to the large bull, "How's your love life"?
"Just great," said the big bull. "I got 20 cows and am as happy as can
be. How about you?"
"I'm doing fine too," replied the medium-sized bull. "I have 12 cows.
More than one a day if I want. No worries in the world."
The little bull spoke up, "I only got two cows, but I have lots of time
to grow up and have more cows".
Just then a friendly cow strolled over and said, "You boys are in
trouble. The rancher said a huge Brahma bull will arrive today."
"Well, if he does he's not getting any of my cows", barked the big bull.
"Me neither", said the medium bull, "He can just find his own".
Just then a truck pulls up with a humongous bull. He was nearly a ton in
size with balls the size of a football, dragging' them on the ground as
he walked.
The big bull said, "Maybe I ought to reconsider. I've been feeling sort
of tired lately. I'll give him ten of my cows".
"Me too", said the medium bull. "I'll give him six cows". They heard
some commotion and looked around to see the little bull grunting,
snorting and tearing up the pasture. He had fire in his eyes and steam
coming from his nostrils.
"Are you crazy? You going to try to fight that big Son-of-a-Bitch?",
asked the big bull.
"Hell No", said the little bull. "I just want him to know that I am a
bull!"</pre>
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