I'm surrounded by kids where I live.
One evening I went to drive to the store for some chow, and there were muddy sneaker prints ON MY CAR!
I backed out and there was a rubber ball wedged under my car!
Yesterday, my doorbell rings I stagger to the door sleepy and it's two little kids asking if I had any kids for them to play with and I said NO! Then one of the little shits told me I needed to get married and have kids. It was cute in an innocent kind of way, but I felt like smacking his parents.
Little shits.