Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed...
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been
sitting here so long, my ass fell asleep!"
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub
HERTURN on my nipples
[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 11-28-2001).]